The quickest way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach, it's through his chest cavity, right beneath the sternum, nestled between the lungs, the fuck is wrong with you? Did you not get a basic anatomy lesson in school? Fuckin' degenerates.
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...UNTIL you've accidentally found your parents secret stash of naughty things.
Double points if you find anal lube cough Please kill me. I don't need any of you hoes. Especially not Emelia because she's hella lame and I'm way cooler.
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Just ignore it. I promise it's nothing. You could go your whole life without reading this, because it's nothing, really. Stop reading. You're wasting your time. Really? You really want to do this? I dunno whether to be disappointed or proud of your stubbornness. Probably proud. I guess I should reward you? So here's an embarrassing story; When I was just starting out in 6th grade, I was a very innocent child. I had never been exposed to all the uhm, sexual terms out there. So one day, my friend, who knew a plethora of said terms comes up to me and says "Hey, we should totally start up our own business. We can make a carpeting business, and we can call it 'Carpet Munchers.'" I thought that was just the funniest thing, so I ran around the whole day telling all of my teachers, and it wasn't until I got home and told my parents, that I found out what it meant, and why my teachers were diving me funny and dirty looks. Also I got in trouble, and I was grounded for a few weeks. |